🔗 LINKS 🔗
(ALL DEAD)
"Every link I've ever trusted has been taken down. Just like the truth." — Gary
⚠ IMPORTANT: Every single link on this page is dead. They were all active at some point. They have all been "removed." By who? You already know. Don't click them. They will lead nowhere. That's the point. The absence of information IS the information. ⚠
FLAT EARTH RESOURCES (ALL DEAD)
- www.flatearth-poptart-connection.org — [DEAD] This was a forum Gary created in 2007. It had 1 member (Gary). It was taken down by the hosting company for "violations of terms of service." The violation was never specified. Gary considers this proof of censorship. The hosting company considers it "unpaid invoices."
- www.garysnapkinarchive.net — [DEAD] Gary attempted to scan all 4,847 napkins and upload them. He got through 12 before the scanner broke. The website went live with 12 napkin scans and a "COMING SOON" banner. It has been "coming soon" since 2011. The domain expired in 2014. Gary says the domain registrar is "in on it."
- www.theearthisflat-proof.com — [DEAD] Not Gary's site. Gary found it in 2009 and considered it "an ally." The site went down in 2012. Gary emailed the webmaster 47 times (the number is not a coincidence). No response. Gary believes the webmaster was "relocated," like the man in Reno.
- www.poptart-truth-ministry.org — [DEAD] A website Gary found that claimed Pop-Tarts contained "truth particles." Gary was excited to find a kindred spirit. The site turned out to be a parody. Gary was devastated. "How do you parody the truth?" he asked. He did not wait for an answer.
- www.kelloggs.com/flat-earth-division — [NEVER EXISTED] Gary has been checking this URL daily since 2004 in case Kellogg's "finally comes clean." It has never existed. Gary says this is because the URL is "being suppressed before it can go live." He checks every morning at 6:47 AM (47 minutes into the hour).
GARY'S SOCIAL MEDIA (ALL BANNED OR ABANDONED)
- reddit.com/u/PopTartTruthGary — [BANNED] Banned from r/flatearth in 2016 for a 3,000-word post with no punctuation. Banned from r/poptarts in 2017 for "off-topic content." Banned from r/science in 2017 within 4 minutes of posting (a personal record Gary is proud of). Banned from r/cats in 2019 for "posting about flat earth in a thread about cat beds." Gary considers all bans unjust.
- facebook.com/GarysPopTartTruth — [REMOVED] Gary's Facebook page had 7 followers: Gary (from his personal account), Gary (from a second account he made), Gary (from a third account he made to "boost numbers"), Gary's cousin Derek (by accident, he meant to follow a fishing page), and 3 accounts that Gary suspects were government surveillance. Facebook removed the page for "violating community standards." Gary says Facebook is shaped like a rectangle, which makes their betrayal "particularly painful."
- tiktok.com/@PopTartFlatEarth — [0 FOLLOWERS] Technically not dead. Still active. Has 3 videos. Video 1: 10-minute static shot of a Pop-Tart on a table (2 views). Video 2: Gary pointing at the horizon and whispering "flat" for 8 minutes (1 view). Video 3: Mr. Flattington staring out a window, set to dramatic music Gary added in post (14 views — the most viral content Gary has ever produced). No followers. Gary says TikTok "suppresses flat content" and that the algorithm is "spherically biased."
- Gary's Podcast (wherever podcasts aren't) — [LOCKED OUT] Gary's podcast "Flat Talk with Gary" had 1 episode (47 minutes of eating Pop-Tarts into a microphone). It had 3 downloads. Mr. Flattington changed the account password by walking on the keyboard. Gary does not know the new password. He has tried "flattington," "poptart," "flatearth," and "mr.flattington" (all incorrect). He refuses to use the password reset because "they will intercept the email." The podcast remains online with 1 episode. It is, technically, still active.
- youtube.com/c/GaryFlatEarth — [DEMONETIZED] Gary's YouTube channel has 2 videos and 4 subscribers. It was demonetized immediately, which Gary considers "silencing through economic warfare." The channel has earned $0.00. Gary says this is "exactly what they want." Video 1 is the podcast audio with a still image of a Pop-Tart (12 views). Video 2 is a 45-minute unedited video of Gary driving on I-44 saying "flat" every time he sees the horizon, which is the entire video (3 views).
GOVERNMENT RESOURCES (ENEMY LINKS)
The following links are NOT recommended. They are listed here so you know where the LIES live. Do NOT click them. Do NOT read them. If you have already read them, eat 4 Pop-Tarts immediately to cleanse.
- nasa.gov — [ACTIVE — UNFORTUNATELY] The headquarters of the globe lie. Their website shows the Earth as a sphere. Gary has written them 47 letters (all on napkins, all mailed). None have been answered. Gary considers this "the longest and most damning silence in human history."
- google.com/earth — [ACTIVE — SUSPICIOUSLY] Shows the Earth as a sphere. But Google MAPS shows it as flat. Two products. Two shapes. Google knows. They're playing both sides. Gary respects the hustle but condemns the deception.
- wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_Earth — [ACTIVE — COMPROMISED] Gary tried to edit this article 14 times. Each edit was reverted within minutes. His edits included adding "(ALLEGEDLY)" after every mention of "sphere" and replacing the main image with a photo of a Pop-Tart. Wikipedia banned his IP. Gary now edits from the library. The library banned him. Gary now uses his phone. His phone plan has limited data. "They throttle truth," Gary says.
WEBRING
This website was part of the Flat Earth Pop-Tart Truth Webring, founded by Gary in 2008. The webring had 1 member (this website). The webring technology broke in 2010 and Gary could not fix it because "the internet is designed to suppress rings of truth." The webring navigation buttons are preserved below as a memorial:
| << PREV |
🔺 FLAT EARTH POP-TART TRUTH WEBRING 🔺
Member 1 of 1 |
NEXT >> |
[ Random | List All Sites | Join ]
(All links go to this page because there is only one site) |
GARY'S BOOKMARKS BAR (as of 2024)
Gary allowed us to screenshot his browser bookmarks bar. The following bookmarks were found:
📁 TRUTH
├── dystopianpain.blog (this website) (visited 14,000+ times)
├── google.com/maps (THE FLAT ONE)
├── walmart.com/search?q=pop+tarts+brown+sugar+cinnamon
├── walmart.com/search?q=pop+tarts+brown+sugar+cinnamon+bulk
├── usps.com (for mailing napkins)
├── weather.com (to check if the dome is clear)
└── amazon.com/napkins-bulk-purchase
📁 ENEMIES
├── nasa.gov
├── google.com/earth (THE ROUND ONE)
└── drlindasastronomy.com (DO NOT VISIT)
📁 MR. FLATTINGTON
├── chewy.com (cat food)
├── amazon.com/cat-toys-flat (Gary only buys flat cat toys)
└── youtube.com/watch?v=[unknown] (a video of a cat staring at a window
that Gary bookmarked because "this cat gets it")
📁 OTHER
├── craigslist.org/tulsa/housing (Gary has been "looking" since 2005)
└── dennys.com/locations (he still checks if the Tulsa one comes back)
LINKS WE WISH EXISTED
- kelloggs.com/we-know-the-earth-is-flat — The confession we deserve
- nasa.gov/sorry-we-lied — Would save Gary a lot of napkins
- denise.com/im-sorry-gary-you-were-right — Gary typed this into his browser once at 2 AM. It did not load. He closed the laptop and ate 4 Pop-Tarts.
- mrflattington.com — A website for the cat. Gary has considered buying this domain "when the budget allows." The budget has never allowed. Pop-Tarts come first.
- theedge.earth — A live webcam of the ice wall. Gary has emailed 12 web hosting companies about setting this up. All 12 have declined. One replied "what?" Gary considered this "the most honest response he's ever received from a corporation."
Total links on this page: a lot. Working links: 0. Links that SHOULD work: all of them. Links that THEY killed: all of them.
© 2003-FOREVER | DYSTOPIAN PAIN | If you find a working link about Pop-Tart flat Earth truth, do NOT share it publicly. They will kill it. Mail it to Gary on a napkin.
HOME | GARY'S RESEARCH | FLATNESS SIGHTINGS | POP-TART CONSUMPTION LOG | LINKS (ALL DEAD)